Cocky Pilot

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Cocky Pilot

Postby elite marksman » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:10 pm

Saw this while reading the featured jokes on military.com
"A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!"

He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

The C-130 pilot responded, "That was impressive, but watch this."

The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think about that?"

The F-16 pilot asked, "What did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a leak." "
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Re: Cocky Pilot

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:01 pm

There are distinct advantages to a C-130....lmao

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Re: Cocky Pilot

Postby Katahu » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:09 pm

I reckon that the pilot of the Herc was from Little Rock. Only the best are trained here. ;D

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Re: Cocky Pilot

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:45 pm

LOL, I've heard one very similar. Except that it was a B-52 and when asked what he did, the pilot said, "I just shut down two engines".;D
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Re: Cocky Pilot

Postby H » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:52 am

LOL, I've heard one very similar. Except that it was a B-52 and when asked what he did, the pilot said, "I just shut down two engines".;D
Reminds me of the two pigeons flying near an attacking bomber squadron. As they watched the bombs explode on target, one turned to the other, "And they complain when WE crap!" :o 8)
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Re: Cocky Pilot

Postby BFMF » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:25 pm

Air Force... ;D
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