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Recieved this in an eMail today. Sorry if it's BPB, but that's life.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato! juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't ! you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"


15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"  

LOL  ;D

I gotta try those!!!  ;D
Cheers  ;)

Brilliant

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
 

I used to do that in school. Whenever somebody got on the intercom, me and my friends would jump out of our desks and scream, "THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK!"

Good times. Gooood times.  ;D

Been Posted Before.  :P

Those would be great if I dare step foot into a Wal Mart..

ROFL!!!

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why  
can't ! you people just leave me alone?'  

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he  
knows where the anti-depressants are.  

Those are just evil but soo so sooooooo  Funny


Brilliant

Been there, done that.

Been there, done that. :P

so it was you then  >:(

some diot tried this last week. i had an eye on him, cause he was looking a tad nervous. so he tried them all. i have read this before, and i was onto him. he tried the code3 thing on me, and i said "i know what your doing, now cut it out. he leaves.

so ecko, dont be comin around t meijer, cause im on to ya  ;)

ramos

so it was you then  >:(

some diot tried this last week. i had an eye on him, cause he was looking a tad nervous. so he tried them all. i have read this before, and i was onto him. he tried the code3 thing on me, and i said "i know what your doing, now cut it out. he leaves.

so ecko, dont be comin around t meijer, cause im on to ya  ;)

ramos

LOL! Is there such a thing as a 'code 3'?

Yes, but it just means that the break room vending machine is out of Fresca.

Yes, but it just means that the break room vending machine is out of Fresca.

LMAO

1 5 and 6 are sound like great fun.