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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?


"How do you breath through something so small?"

Have a nice day!

No.1 -- BPB
No.2 -- k..........

No.1 -- BPB
No.2 -- k..........

Correct.

Actually, I like the longer version of the first one better.  Most jokes are made for single-breath deliveries, but this is one where the build-up is important.

And if I could breathe through mine, it would open up a whole new world in perfume . . .

What did the elephant say to the naked man?


"How do you breath through something so small?"

Ouch! Never heard that before.

At least the elephant didn't ask how he uprooted trees with it -- that's a splintering thought not to be lingered on.  :-[

At least the elephant didn't ask how he uprooted trees with it -- that's a splintering thought not to be lingered on.  :-[

owwwww

Not to be rude or crude, but I am curious how a fellow would pick up peanuts with it too!

Not to be rude or crude, but I am curious how a fellow would pick up pe[e]nuts with it too!

It's rather a private matter but the two start out on about the same level. Hopefully, the suffix doesn't go downstream with the prefix and won't need to be picked up.