Reading the Will
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:15 amA Lawyer was reading the will of a rich man:
"To my loving wife, Rose, who stood by me in the rough times as well as the smooth, I leave the house and $2 million."
"To my loving wife, Rose, who looked after me in the illness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million."
"And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would not remember him in my will -- you were wrong. Hello, Dan!"
"To my loving wife, Rose, who stood by me in the rough times as well as the smooth, I leave the house and $2 million."
"To my loving wife, Rose, who looked after me in the illness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million."
"And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would not remember him in my will -- you were wrong. Hello, Dan!"
