*woop woop!* Corny joke alert! *woop! woop!*

What would the towels say if an undertaker and a snake got married?
Hissssssss and hearse.
Ahahaha.
Aha
Ha.
heh.
Hissssssss and hearse.
Ahahaha.
Aha
Ha.
heh.

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Actually, I doubt they would say anything:
towels don't seem to be verbally social even though they constantly get involved with everyones private concerns. The rest of the time they just silently hang around.