You know you live in 2005 when...

[flyboy_14]

You know you live in 2005 when:









1. You accidently entered you password on a microwave.










2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in

years.









3. The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't have a screen name.










4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the .T.V.










6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.











7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.











8. As you read this list, you think about
sending it to all your


friends.










9. And.. you were too busy to notice number 5.









10. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.








11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

[beefhole]

I won't have any of this psycho voodoo future predicting magic stuff!!!!

BE GONE!

Dead on, pretty good

[flyboy 28]

Amazingly accurate.

Except number one.

[Souichiro]

Bastard!!! I scrolled back!!!!


Brilliant one!!!

[H]

1. Won't happen: I only use the "Quick Start" button (30 seconds per push).
2. That's true: I haven't played with any cards for years.
3. The real reason for not staying in touch with friends: what friends?
4. TV? My monitor doesn't have a remote -- unless you mean me, remotely.
6. My boss doesn't want to do my job -- that's why I'm here to do it.
7. My head's being held up with my left hand -- I'm typing with one finger of my right hand; my head's not bobbing and it's not exactly a smiling situation with all the weight on my chin. Hey! Who just called me a fathead!
8. See #3.
9. What number 5?
10. One hand holds up my head and the other is typing with one finger. I don't have another hand to be bothered with the mouse. Scroll up with the key pad? Takes too long -- that's why I got a scroll mouse.

[Triple_7]

Pretty true ::)

Except our school is completely ran on Macintrash Macintosh, and as far as i know there is no solitare.  So i frequently finish my lunch and use real cards to play while i talk to friends ;)

Passwords...Have to many of them...its amazing how many times i use them for things that have no relation to a computer what so ever :-X  I accualy caught myself writing out one of my passwords on a form insted of my phone number:-X

Staying in touch with friends over the net is just so much easier and cheaper then phone calls..especialy when my old girlfriend lives in Taiwan ::)

Internet:  $5 a month, talk whenever we like, send pictures, and best of all...no bill.

Phone:  International calls rack up fast...trust me i know...still paying off that one :-/ :-[  >:(  Lets just say it was in the triple digits and the first one was NOT 1 or 2

[Corsair Freak]

Bastard!!! I scrolled back!!!!


Brilliant one!!!

damnit! I did too.