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Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:55 pm**

Why did the car fail to complete the race?

It got exhausted.

Why couldn't the car talk as fast as the lorry?

Because it was talking to an articulated lorry.

Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:01 pm**

Wow and I thought my Shih-tzu jokes were pushing it....lol...you topped me on this pair, boo hiss...

Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:47 pm**

Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:02 pm**

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?

It was two tyred.

Posted: **Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:29 am**

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about the doughnut thing...

Posted: **Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:21 am**

Oh dear

Posted: **Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:43 am**

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?

It was two tyred.

Posted: **Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:29 am**

Why do bikers only show up occasionally?

Because they only arrive by cycles.

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