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Some more of the worst...

Postby Saitek » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:55 pm

Why did the car fail to complete the race?


























It got exhausted. ;D



Why couldn't the car talk as fast as the lorry?


















Because it was talking to an articulated lorry. ;D
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Re: Some more of the worst...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:01 pm

Wow and I thought my Shih-tzu jokes were pushing it....lol...you topped me on this pair, boo hiss... ;)

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Re: Some more of the worst...

Postby BFMF » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:47 pm

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Re: Some more of the worst...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:02 pm

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?
























It was two tyred. ;D
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Re: Some more of the worst...

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:29 am

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about the doughnut thing... ;)
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Re: Some more of the worst...

Postby GeForce » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:21 am

Oh dear ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Some more of the worst...

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:43 am

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?

It was two tyred. ;D


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Re: Some more of the worst...

Postby H » Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:29 am

Why do bikers only show up occasionally?

Because they only arrive by cycles.
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