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Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:56 am

I little kid spent weeks and weeks saving his pocket money for a trip to the zoo as it was all he'd ever wanted to do. When he finally got there he found that there were absolutely no animals except for a small dog in a cage. It was a Shi Tzu.
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Re: The Zoo.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:13 am

If they cross bred that Shi Tzu with a bull dog, the new breed would be called a bull shitz.... ;D
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Re: The Zoo.

Postby Theis » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:44 am

LOL!! Romulus!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Zoo.

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:03 pm

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Re: The Zoo.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:45 pm

LOL!! Romulus!!! ;D ;D ;D


Here's a few more cross breeds that could be added to Woody's unique zoo-

Shitz-Box --> Shihtzu / Boxer
Shitz-Poo --> Shihtzu / Poodle
Bull-Shitz --> Bull Terrier / Shitzu- a more moderate Shitz then the bull dog/ Shitzu.... ;)

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Re: The Zoo.

Postby Theis » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:47 pm

Youre SO funny, you know that? 8) ;D
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Re: The Zoo.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:00 pm

Youre SO funny, you know that? 8) ;D


LOL...that ain't nothing, can you imagine a Chihuahua and a Shi Tzu...lmao....then you'd have a Chia Shitz Pet and you'd probably have to water it daily... ;D

I know boo hiss..... ;)

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Re: The Zoo.

Postby Theis » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:02 pm

^ ROFLMAO!! ;D ;D ^
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Re: The Zoo.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:08 pm

I wonder how many different dog Shitz we could come up with....hmmm... :)

Now I know a Daschund is also known as a hot dog....oh Lord dare I....lmao....a Shitz hotdog....egad, I've gone and lost what little mind I had left..... :'(

I think I will enjoy insanity, seems all the fashionable people are going that route.... ;D
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Re: The Zoo.

Postby BFMF » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:32 pm

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