Detestable People
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:25 amMy edit of another sent from my uncle (most have been associated with other posts somewhere or another):
Destable People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is -- I don't point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is!
2. People who can get off their rump to search the entire room for the TV remote but they
refuse to walk to the TV to push the channel buttons.
3. People who say, "You just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Duh! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. People who ask, while watching a theatre film, "Did you see that?".
No, you dipstick, I paid my $ to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!
5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you, sunshine?
6. People who say something is 'new and improved!'
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then it must have existed in some form before -- it can't be new.
7. People who arrive and ask, "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I still be standing here waiting, ignoramous?
Destable People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is -- I don't point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is!
2. People who can get off their rump to search the entire room for the TV remote but they
refuse to walk to the TV to push the channel buttons.
3. People who say, "You just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Duh! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. People who ask, while watching a theatre film, "Did you see that?".
No, you dipstick, I paid my $ to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!
5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you, sunshine?
6. People who say something is 'new and improved!'
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then it must have existed in some form before -- it can't be new.
7. People who arrive and ask, "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I still be standing here waiting, ignoramous?
Kill people? 
