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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls

LOL!!!

Good one!!

I'd like to see him weasle his way out of that one!

Nice

Thank you so much for warning everyone.

D'oh!  :-[

I never buy my condoms at the pharmacy, too expensive!

I never buy my condoms at the pharmacy, too expensive!

Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she?  ;D

Thank you so much for warning everyone.

Nooooooo problem

Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she?  ;D

... Not a bad idea.

lol, "been posted before..."

lol, "been posted before..."

Big, fat, lies!

nope, 'tis true! But its still funny.

LOL The old ones are the best.

I first heard that one in the school playground & that was a very long time ago.

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Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she?