The Bathtub

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The Bathtub

Postby Mynameisnemo » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:09 am

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."

Do you want a room with or without a view?

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p.s if this has been posted before please post the link
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Re: The Bathtub

Postby Sytse » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:11 am

LOL
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Re: The Bathtub

Postby Jared » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:35 am

lol, I'm too lazy this morning to find a link for ya....besides it's about time to go start cleaning off the windows on the car so I can see where I'm going on my way to work.. :(
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Re: The Bathtub

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:01 am

LOL! ;D
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Re: The Bathtub

Postby BFMF » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:43 am

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Re: The Bathtub

Postby H » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:00 am

So, Nemo,
did you get one with or without the view? ;D 8)
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Re: The Bathtub

Postby Corsair Freak » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:32 am

I personally would've used the spoon, but thats just me.
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Re: The Bathtub

Postby Alphajet_Enthusiast » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:15 pm

LOL ;D;D
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Re: The Bathtub

Postby Mynameisnemo » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:24 pm

So, Nemo,
did you get one with or without the view? ;D 8)


Lol there still after me........ *got to find a new hiding place now*.......
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Re: The Bathtub

Postby Saitek » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:33 pm

lol - good one. Caught me out anyway. ;D :o
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