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I can't remember if I've posted this one before or not so here goes...

A guy picks up a girl in a bar and is driving her home when he pulls into a layby and cuts the engine.
"Oh no the out of petrol routine?" asks the girl sarcastically.
"Nope this is the here after routine" replies the guy.
"The what?"
"The here after routine! If you are not here after what I'm here after you'll be here after I'm gone!"

Now that's such a suave and sophisticated way to put it, such a romantic...

And they say chivalry is dead..