Terrorist at the airport?
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:06 am
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Terrorist at the airport?
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:06 amRe: Terrorist at the airport?
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:13 amLOL!!! 
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:44 amTut tut... Mark! 
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:05 pmLOL
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:29 pmLOL
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:37 pmThe first thing I thought of when I saw the picture was that some camel jockey had used his camel as a trade in at a used car lot....
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:39 pmLOL
Good one Mark, i shouldn't laugh, But LOL
Good one Mark, i shouldn't laugh, But LOL
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:59 pmCamelbomb? ;D
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:23 pmNot so much Johnnys wheels as Achmeds hooves
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:43 pmThis reminds me of a joke-
A man went to Muhammad's Camel Rental to get a camel for a trip about 20 miles to a local town. About half way the camel just drops in it's track and will not move. The guy gets on his cell phone and calls ole Muhammad. About 30 minutes latter Muhammad shows up in his helicopter, gets out carrying his toolbox. Walks over and starts to size up the problem. He gets that, Oh, that's what's wrong look and pulls a sledgehammer out of the back seat of his helicopter. He proceeds to the rear of the camel and lines up line a pro golfer. He swings and hits the camel square in the a-hole. The most earth shattering fart rings out. You know, one of those one minute four octave farts that can rattle windows a block away, type farts. Ole Muhammad just grins and says, "Yep, that was the problem, a vapor lock."
A man went to Muhammad's Camel Rental to get a camel for a trip about 20 miles to a local town. About half way the camel just drops in it's track and will not move. The guy gets on his cell phone and calls ole Muhammad. About 30 minutes latter Muhammad shows up in his helicopter, gets out carrying his toolbox. Walks over and starts to size up the problem. He gets that, Oh, that's what's wrong look and pulls a sledgehammer out of the back seat of his helicopter. He proceeds to the rear of the camel and lines up line a pro golfer. He swings and hits the camel square in the a-hole. The most earth shattering fart rings out. You know, one of those one minute four octave farts that can rattle windows a block away, type farts. Ole Muhammad just grins and says, "Yep, that was the problem, a vapor lock."
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:35 pmThis reminds me of a joke-
A man went to Muhammad's Camel Rental to get a camel for a trip about 20 miles to a local town. About half way the camel just drops in it's track and will not move. The guy gets on his cell phone and calls ole Muhammad. About 30 minutes latter Muhammad shows up in his helicopter, gets out carrying his toolbox. Walks over and starts to size up the problem. He gets that, Oh, that's what's wrong look and pulls a sledgehammer out of the back seat of his helicopter. He proceeds to the rear of the camel and lines up line a pro golfer. He swings and hits the camel square in the a-hole. The most earth shattering fart rings out. You know, one of those one minute four octave farts that can rattle windows a block away, type farts. Ole Muhammad just grins and says, "Yep, that was the problem, a vapor lock."
LOL!
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:50 pmNot so much Johnnys wheels as Achmeds hooves
Camels don't have hooves.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:48 pmlol, both are funny.. 
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:29 amThe old slogan is: "I'd walk a mile for a camel."
What a quick getaway that's going to be!
I think Romulus is right... he traded the dang thing in!
What a quick getaway that's going to be!
I think Romulus is right... he traded the dang thing in!