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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we do not talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? I am a justa telling my frienda how to spella "Mississippi".




Cheers Theis

LOL thats a good one, heard it before on comdey central.

LOL.

Cheers Theis.

Whee...I love jokes on Italians...great find Theis!!

PS: No offence towards any Italians in here

I used to like Italian jokes before one of my favourite cousins decided she'd marry one

Your cousin married a joke?

An Italian PE teacher

Your cousin married a joke?

LOL

hehehe, jokes on the cousin

Very good

I used to like Italian jokes before one of my favourite cousins decided she'd marry one

Your cousin married a joke?

An Italian PE teacher

You know very well that, if Tacit hadn't, I would have...  ;D

An Italian PE teacher

A PE teacher..... you know I thought everyone knew how to go. But maybe the Italians have to be taught.  :-X