The burglar.
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Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:18 pmby TacitBlue
A burglar breaks into a house when noone's home. He sees an expensive looking stereo system. When goes to snatch it, a voice behind him says "Jesus is watching you." The thief turns and shines his flashlight behind him, and sees a parrot in a cage. Ever amused at the talking bird, he asks "did you just say that?" The bird says "Yes, I did. My name's Moses. How do you do?" The burglar then asks the parrot, "What kind of people name a bird Moses?" The bird then replies "The same kind of people who name a Rottweiler Jesus."
Re: The burglar.
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Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:55 pmby Triple_7
grrrr...(burgler in a squeeky voice)..."mommy"
Re: The burglar.
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Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:05 pmby Jared
hehehe...I don't like doing this...BUT...since someone else hasn't yet...
BEEN POSTED BEFORE..
Re: The burglar.
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Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:36 amby TacitBlue
BEEN POSTED BEFORE..
Oh well, I'm not surprised really.
Re: The burglar.
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Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:13 pmby Jared
Oh well, I'm not surprised really.
me niether and I really wasn't going to say anything because i enjoy seeing older stories that I may have forgot or lost details about posted again and again every few months..
I just said it to get it in before you know who...
