Top Ten Rejected Freedom Airlines Slogans
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:51 pm10. Come take a ride on a flying ashtray!
9. Remember: You can't spell `tarmac' without `tar'!
8. If this sounds like a good idea to you, then you're just the kind of loser we're looking for!
7. Every meal prepared by the loving hands of a creepy humanoid camel!
6. Soon we'll have gambling and hookers!
5. Will that be smoking or chain-smoking?
4. Fly the phlegmy skies!
3. Oxygen masks -- never had `em, never will!
2. If he were still alive, the Marlboro Man would have flown with us!
1. Kids cough free!
9. Remember: You can't spell `tarmac' without `tar'!
8. If this sounds like a good idea to you, then you're just the kind of loser we're looking for!
7. Every meal prepared by the loving hands of a creepy humanoid camel!
6. Soon we'll have gambling and hookers!
5. Will that be smoking or chain-smoking?
4. Fly the phlegmy skies!
3. Oxygen masks -- never had `em, never will!
2. If he were still alive, the Marlboro Man would have flown with us!
1. Kids cough free!
