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Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:58 pm
by beefhole
A buddy of my dad's, who just happens to be a Vikings fan, sent him this at work-

9/12/2005 -Kaukauna, Wisconsin. A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a
courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have
custody of him.  The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and
the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his
aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with
her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a
way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing
the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to
check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge
granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly
believes are not capable of beating anyone. . . .

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:07 pm
by Corsair Freak
very true. I'll E-mail it to my uncle. The Hugestest Packers fan.

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:16 am
by ctjoyce
Ohhhh burn ;-D

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:18 am
by Jared
LOL! SO true, sounds like the Browns too.. :)

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:40 am
by Craig.
LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:05 am
by Theis
LOL!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very good one!!

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:17 am
by legoalex2000
LMAO!!!! ;D ;D ;D

took me about 10 reads to get it.

time for the Bears superbowl shuffle!!! ;) :-X

:)Ramos

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:16 am
by Craig.
I Guess ben gets the last laugh on this one ::) :D

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:24 am
by beefhole
I Guess ben gets the last laugh on this one ::) :D

Well, I am a Packers fan... unless they're playing the Eagles.

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:50 pm
by Ben_M_K
Heh, very funny Bendon, very funny... :P :P :P ;D

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:59 pm
by spirit1flyer
 ;D thats great

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:08 pm
by willbo
Oooohhhhhh   :-/  >:(  ;)
Ouch.

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:02 am
by Tweek
Sat there for a minute....

...then got it! I have no idea who the Green Bay Packers are (football, baseball?), but I get the joke!

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:13 pm
by ozzy72
Ouch ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Sad but true... my condolences to Ben!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:40 pm
by Ben_M_K
Sat there for a minute....

...then got it! I have no idea who the Green Bay Packers are (football, baseball?), but I get the joke!

They're the NFL team (American football) from my hometown...if that helps any... ;D