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Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?"

The first one answers "Never!" St. Peter checks the books, discovers the man is correct and gives him a Rolls-Royce to drive during his stay in heaven.

The second man answers "Oh, about 25-30 times." He is given a Ford Pinto and sent on his way.

The third man answers "Maybe 400-500 times" and is assigned a bicycle. A few months later, the three meet up and the Pinto driver, and the bicycle rider notice the Rolls-Royce man has a long drawn-out sad look on his face. Puzzled, the other two query him as to "why the sad face?".

Mr. Rolls just looked at them and said, "I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!"

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already been posted

how long ago?

A year ago

LOL! I would run her over!

Couldn't this be construed as being religious?  :-X

Maybe I have no religion, I'm Atheist

LOL
I'd prefer a skateboard over a Rolls. No need to go anywhere in heaven... Better have fun.

Couldn't this be construed as being religious?  :-X

Nope, not really.  Heaven is just the only logical setting that makes sense for the joke, the joke itself doesn't have anything to do with religion.  Get the difference?

A year ago

6 months or older and a bpb doesn't count

LOL
I'd prefer a skateboard over a Rolls. No need to go anywhere in heaven... Better have fun.

LOL Wasn't it OPM that said Heaven is a halfpipe

The second man answers "Oh, about 25-30 times." He is given a Ford Pinto and sent on his way.

Seems a bit harsh, a "Pinto" is merely an engine !!!

LOL Wasn't it OPM that said Heaven is a halfpipe

Ooooh yes

Andrew, you and Simviation must be a conjoined foetus....and a funny joke!


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