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Couple of Funny stuff from Tech Support.

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Customer:  I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it  just doesn't work.  What am I doing wrong?
Tech support:  OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support:  And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer:  Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD  player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

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Tech support:  What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer:  A white one...

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Customer:  Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer:  Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support:  That doesn't  sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:  No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's  still on my desk... sorry....

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Tech support:  Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer:  Your left or my left?

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Tech support:  Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer:  Hello... I can't print.
Tech support:  Would you click on "start"  for me and...
Customer:  Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not  Bill Gates, damn it!

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Customer:  Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every  time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the  printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says he can't find it...

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Customer:  I have problems printing in red...
Tech support:  Do you have a color printer?
Customer:  Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support:  What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:  A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Customer:  My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:  No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:  OK
Tech support:  Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:  Yes
Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there  another keyboard?
Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does
work
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Tech support:  Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a  capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Customer:  I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:  Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:  Five stars.
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Tech support:  What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:  Netscape.
Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:  Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on  my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support:  How may I help you?
Customer:  I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:  OK,  and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her  printer.
Tech support:  Are you running it under windows?
Customer:  "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.  The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his  printer is working fine."

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And last but not least:....

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at  the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the  screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer:  I don't have a P.
Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  What do you mean?
Tech support:  "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!


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Cheers,

     Some are funny, some not all.

AND anyone dare say Been Posted Before.!!!

James

Great. Thanx for the laughs!

Great find! LOL
oh eh... and the last on... BPB!  :P

LOL!!

ALL great!!

Some people are just plain stupid! aren't they?

Very much LOL though!

Yay I can say it!

Been Posted Before!

LOL!! The one with the @ symbol is hilarious

LOL..  ;D

LMAO.

I'd like to think these were made up...

You'd be amazed what I heard working ONE MONTH in tech support

Pretty good Jimbo

my friend once was calling tech support, when his mom walked in the room and said: that's not how you do it, let me do it!

so shee took the phone from him and sat down in front of the computer and said to the tech support:

help me out here... my computer is a [reads monitor brand and model names printed on the monitor]

my freind almost died laughing, and so did i after he told that to me

so yes, i do believe most of those must be true

Moach

I knew a guy who worked for gateway tech support, and he used to tell stories like these all the time. My favorite one was something like this: He asked the caller to put in her driver CD, but she couldn't find it, so he waited on the phone while she looked for it. After a while he was getting bored so when she came back and said "I can't find it anywhere", he said "did you look in the top desk drawer?" and after a moment she said "oh there it is! how did you know that? can you see me through the monitor?" so he said "...yes, yes I can". After that the customer freaked out and said "hang on, I'm going to go put some cloths on!".

Yay I can say it!

Been Posted Before!

Was it just me , or did i ask NO BPB!!....LOL....HOW dare you!

LOL

James, Glad you like em.

Just proves the old adage "You can't make anything foolproof, idiots are so ingenious"

this was great. i was jsut reading this in A+ comp class.

LMAO!!!

Ramos