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You can't win them all

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:08 pm
by Nitro
A Charlotte NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless,that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced him to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:13 pm
by Stormtropper
ok...my first time...

BPB!

;D

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:42 pm
by BFMF
Stormtrooper, you've been here barely long enough to say that.

That's my line ;D


j/k of course ;)

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:23 pm
by Stormtropper
Meh...I been at the forums for almost 2 years now...

...I'm just one of those people who doesn't push on my keyboard all day ;) ;D

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:23 pm
by Jared
lol, hadn't seen that in awhile..... :)

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:38 pm
by legoalex2000
and it' stormtropper, sounds like your going hopping or something.  ;) ???

lol...
still funny

:)Ramos

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:47 am
by Saitek
It's a great one though. I like to be reminded.  8)

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:01 pm
by BFMF
Meh...I been at the forums for almost 2 years now...


cool, but i've been around a lot longer, so I get to say it ;D

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:08 pm
by JetPilot
Great  ;D ;D

Re: You can't win them all

PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:09 pm
by Hai Perso Coyone?
LOL ;D ;D ;D