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A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him. In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!"

The guy flying up looks down and yells, "No, do you know anything about gas stoves?!"

hehe

lol...sounds like something that would happen around here

News flash!

Fozzer and his amazing gas cooker have once again been spotted in orbit!

If you look about 10 degrees above the horizon between 2:12am until 2:15am you might be able to catch a glimpse of the famous Fozzer and his gas cooker......

Definitely BPB, I remember reading it

Still good though

Jon