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PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS!

IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED NOR CORRECTED.

INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.

1.

Speaking as a Catholic (not very good) I'm off to change my boxers as they're rather damp due to failure of my bladder from laughing so hard

Speaking as a Catholic (not very good) I'm off to change my boxers as they're rather damp due to failure of my bladder from laughing so hard

Well, at least this time you didn't spit drink all over your keyboard.....

I now have a spare keyboard so I can still type whilst one is drying out

I now have a spare keyboard so I can still type whilst one is drying out

And luckily some spare pants and boxers that are handy....lmao

Even A non Cath like me finds this very amusing especially the spelling mistakes!

THE EGYPTIANS WERE  ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT

SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVID'S SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.

But these 2!!

IT WAS A MIRACLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.

12.  THE GREATEST MIRACLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.  

Great stuff!!!!

I think #12 is probably heartfelt by parents everywhere

Oh man! How much I wish to have lived during the

GUINESSIS

 ;D

As a Catholic, and as these are written by children, it's pretty hillarious.

However, if it was changed, not funny at all.

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14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVID'S SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
Talk about getting needled

LOL!!!

14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVID'S SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
Talk about getting needled

Yep, that would be a bit prickly.........

[bold] 25.  CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE.  THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY[/bold]

THIS WAS THE BEST ONE!!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so innocent yet so true...

The MOacheR guy type thing