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Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:51 am
by Mynameisnemo
While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air
flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn
right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta!
Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D,but get it right!"
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:
"God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect
progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that,
US Air 2771?"
"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of
US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind.
Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.
Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:05 am
by the_autopilot
Been posted before.

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:23 am
by H
Now it's been posted aft8)er.

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:44 am
by ozzy72
Nice one ;D

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:06 am
by Sytse
lol

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:39 am
by Theis
;D ;D ;D

Respect!

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:42 pm
by Romulus111VADT
;D ;D ;D

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:41 am
by Flt.Lt.Andrew
Ooooh! Snap-dizzle!
That's awesome!


A.

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:42 am
by Flt.Lt.Andrew
Ooooh! Snap-dizzle!
That's awesome!


A.

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:59 am
by ctjoyce
Biggie up unknown pilot. Very funny

Cheers
Cameron

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:11 am
by Hai Perso Coyone?
Been Posted Before ;D ;D

Re: Irate ATC lady

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:56 am
by DJ_Zephyr
New one on me!  ;D