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It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:33 pm
by chuckcrc
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by

telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."



"For example," the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.



When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.



Now learn to pay attention."

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:39 pm
by Jimbo
LOL LOL HA HA! LMAO! ;D ;D

Good one!...

Jimbo

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:32 pm
by Katahu
*Katahu drops to the floor and nearly dies laughing out loud*

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Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:29 pm
by the_autopilot
Been posted before, but still hilarious.

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:53 pm
by beaky
:D :D :D!!!

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:33 am
by Hai Perso Coyone?
LOL!! ;D ;D

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:39 am
by Souichiro
That one's great!

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:05 am
by Theis
LOL!

i always will pay attention when teachers do that!

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:06 am
by GeForce
ROFLMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D

Jon

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:14 am
by Craig.
So wrong, so very very wrong ;D

Re: It pays to be observant

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:18 am
by Saitek
Seen it before, but always makes me smile. ;)