It pays to be observant

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It pays to be observant

Postby chuckcrc » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:33 pm

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by

telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."



"For example," the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.



When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.



Now learn to pay attention."
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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby Jimbo » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:39 pm

LOL LOL HA HA! LMAO! ;D ;D

Good one!...

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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby Katahu » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:32 pm

*Katahu drops to the floor and nearly dies laughing out loud*

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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby the_autopilot » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:29 pm

Been posted before, but still hilarious.
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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby beaky » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:53 pm

:D :D :D!!!
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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:33 am

LOL!! ;D ;D
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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby Souichiro » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:39 am

That one's great!
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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby Theis » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:05 am

LOL!

i always will pay attention when teachers do that!
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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby GeForce » Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:06 am

ROFLMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby Craig. » Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:14 am

So wrong, so very very wrong ;D
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Re: It pays to be observant

Postby Saitek » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:18 am

Seen it before, but always makes me smile. ;)
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