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Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:10 pm**

Stop me if you've heard this one before......

A husband and wife are arguing over what kinda new vehicle to get. He wants a pickup truck, but she wants a sports car. After several days of arguing the wife puts her foot down and says, "I want something that goes from zero to two hundred in four seconds OR ELSE!!!" So finally the husband relents and buys her a bathroom scale.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:37 pm**

LOL

Thats cold.

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:28 am**

OWNED!!!!!!

lol

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:48 am**

LMAO.....bring's back memories of my ex-wife and some of the rotten thing's I'd say and do to her.

Wish I'd thought of that then......

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:29 am**

LOL!! This is hilarious

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:52 am**

Seen it before, (here?), but still good

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:14 am**

Ohhhhh that's HARSH!

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:12 am**

Beautiful.....now thats art

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:12 pm**

Seen it before, (here?), but still good

lol, I know I just read it in the readers digest two? days ago!

Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:26 pm**

Oooooooh that is harsh. Hilarious tho

Posted: **Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:45 pm**

Lol! Great one - took me a few brief seconds to get it thouhg...

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