...warm up the couch.

[denishc]

Stop me if you've heard this one before......

 A husband and wife are arguing over what kinda new vehicle to get.  He wants a pickup truck, but she wants a sports car.  After several days of arguing the wife puts her foot down and says, "I want something that goes from zero to two hundred in four seconds OR ELSE!!!"  So finally the husband relents and buys her a bathroom scale.

[the_autopilot]

LOL

Thats cold.

[Moach]

OWNED!!!!!! lol

[Minotaur]

LMAO.....bring's back memories of my ex-wife and some of the rotten thing's I'd say and do to her.

Wish I'd thought of that then......

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

LOL!! This is hilarious

[beefhole]

Seen it before, (here?), but still good

[Ben_M_K]

Ohhhhh that's HARSH!

[Brute]

Beautiful.....now thats art

[Jared]

Seen it before, (here?), but still good

lol, I know I just read it in the readers digest two? days ago!

[GeForce]

Oooooooh that is harsh. Hilarious tho

[Saitek]

Lol! Great one - took me a few brief seconds to get it thouhg...