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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle and a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jerk off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horses arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets.

LOL! I would really hate to own that car...... Cheers, Gunny

LMFAO Your messed up man! That guy is gonna be pissed when he sees all those tickets. But that is so funny.

I am surprised that the officer was so pissed that he never bothered to see some ID off you. Usually when you piss a cop off they try to look up some dirt on you and waste your time while they are checking you out.

But none the less this was hilarious.

Good one  ;D

Been posted before..

Good advice is to not pass off an old well-known joke as ones own..

lol...with so many jokes doesnt surprise me its been posted before

wasn't passing it off as my own...copied and pasted...didn't feel like replacing all the "I"s

Been posted before..

Good advice is to not pass off an old well-known joke as ones own..

Actually, it's kind of funny told that way...  ;)