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A man comes up to his neighbour while he is fixing his car. The car is obviously broken, and it's engine sounds like WW2.

1: Your engine is making allot of noise buddy!
2: What?!
1: I said: Your engine is making allot of noise!
2: Whaaaaaaaat?!
1: Your engineeee is making allot of noiseeeeee!
2: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat??!!
1: I SAID: Your engine is making a hell of allot of noise!
2: WHAAAAAAAT???!!! Speak up I can't hear you! My engine is making allot of noise!

Cheers,
Ashar

New to the forums I believe. I once heard a similar one about a man with a banana in his ear.

Sounds like me trying to talk to Mum in the kitchen.

I once heard a similar one about a man with a banana in his ear.

I was just thinking the same thing.

No such thing as a new joke, just old ones rehashed.

lol, oh dear......

Been posted before...I think...

Andrew, back me up on this. LOL.