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First Time...

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:20 am
by Hai Perso Coyone?
Read the whole thing, I promise It's Not Disgusting: 8)


It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has more experience, but it is the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver: your body tenses, but he's gentle like he promised he'd be! He looks deeply into your eyes and tells you to trust him ---- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for any easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he goes very slowly, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges through- out your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks concerned and asks you if it's too painful.... Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now to numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you. You lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled!


Cheers all,
Ashar ;D

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:56 am
by flyboy 28
LMAO ;D

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:45 pm
by beefhole
I've seen it before, but it's still good ;D

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:42 pm
by Corsair Freak
sickening  :-/

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:47 pm
by ChuckMajik
Would it be wrong for me to say I was aroused?

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:07 pm
by Corsair Freak
yes  :o

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:32 am
by Delta_
Would it be wrong for me to say I was aroused?


:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Definetly!

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:45 pm
by flyboy 28
Would it be wrong for me to say I was aroused?


;D Image

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:53 am
by TacitBlue
Thanks, now Im thinking unclean thoughts about my dentist...

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 9:40 pm
by Jared
Woah! Now that was kind of "interesting"

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:47 am
by Alphajet_Enthusiast
sickening  :-/

Agreed...

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:19 pm
by beefhole
Thanks, now Im thinking unclean thoughts about my dentist...

Is there anybody that really thinks 100% pure thoughts of their dentist?














Didn't think so. ;)

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 10:39 pm
by the_autopilot
I don't get it.

So someone had their teeth pulled, what so funny about that?



Somebody want to explain this to me?

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 10:41 pm
by chomp_rock
Would it be wrong for me to say I was aroused?


I don't think so, I'm never wrong ;D

Re: First Time...

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 1:11 pm
by TacitBlue
I don't get it.

So someone had their teeth pulled, what so funny about that?



Somebody want to explain this to me?


You didnt pick up the sexual connotations in that? It sounds like a story about... something else, untill you get to the end.



wait, were you being sarcastic?