Why I Fired My Secretary
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 12:00 amahhh..if it has ever been posted before, I still wanna post it here.
Why I Fired My Secretary
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's
your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go." We went lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We
had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said,
"No, I guess not.". She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.
Why I Fired My Secretary
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's
your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go." We went lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We
had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said,
"No, I guess not.". She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.
