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Short and VERY funny jokes! *UPDATED*

PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:26 am
by asda_price
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

... ;D... :D...!


Q: Did you hear the one about the bread and butter?
A: I'd better not tell you; you'd probably spread it.

... :D

A Pork pie walks into a bar
'Pint of lager please'
Barman: Sorry we dont serve food!

... ;D

Q: What does D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexic Association

It's quite sad, but funny all the same!

Re: Short and VERY funny!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:35 am
by Jared
:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::)

Been there heard it before, still laughed...:)

Re: Short and VERY funny jokes! *UPDATED*

PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:57 pm
by Mobius
Loved the N.D.A. D.N.A. one, I should join ;D :D

Re: Short and VERY funny jokes! *UPDATED*

PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:19 pm
by TacitBlue
LOL, I didnt get the DNA one at first  ::)

Re: Short and VERY funny jokes! *UPDATED*

PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:25 pm
by C
First one does it for me! ;D

Re: Short and VERY funny jokes! *UPDATED*

PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:00 pm
by flyboy 28
LOL, good ones.

Re: Short and VERY funny jokes! *UPDATED*

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:45 am
by lizardofozz88
LOL taht saw ynnuf.    (lol that was funny) D.N.A.


Ok... its not funny anymore.