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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

Oh.........ouch...............

LOL        posted before but still funny...The last part has happened to my old boss :-/

well my best friend is a lesbian and its pretty entirtainging at times. Espishally when were chillin at the mall or something and she turns to me and says "see that chick over ther....ide soo f**K her in a heart beat" great times in highschool ppl.

lol

I know a couple too, great fun in clubs  ;D

Ah, I've known a few closet fans, but not any true out of the closet types...

It is actually quite sad. Ctjoyce's example is perfect. Why is a high schooler already a lesbien? How can they tell so young? :-/