Are you addicted to AOL?

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Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:46 pm

Find out--

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You
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Re: Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby Jared » Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:39 pm

speaking of internet in the bathroom, my new laptop came today and it has a wireless network card! I could theoretically be on the toilet reading a cyber paper! :-)

Much neater than trying to read the sports section in the old fashioned methods.. ;-)
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Re: Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:46 pm

Cyber toliet paper, too? ::)
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Re: Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby Craig. » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:04 pm

Cyber toliet paper, too? ::)

gives whole new meaning to the floppy disk drive. ::)
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Re: Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:49 pm

Eww. :P
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Re: Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby GunnerMan » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:12 pm

To late Intels already got their Cyber paper, a foldy thin screen used as a screen, can be pluged to laptops etc ;D
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Re: Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby raz » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:40 am

-your cellular phone comes equipped with AIM, and you use it.

That really bugs me.  It's a phone, call them!
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Re: Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:59 pm

your cellular phone comes equipped with AIM, and you use it.


But it's cheaper that way! ::)
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Re: Are you addicted to AOL?

Postby ctjoyce » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:35 pm

-your cellular phone comes equipped with AIM, and you use it.



But this is why I got my Sidekick (thank you Miss. Jones ;) )along with the fact that it OWNS my dad's blackberry:)
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