LOL!! I immediately thought of the same sort of image with the woman groping the man.... hmmmm, what would the caption be?
How about:
"Keep looking; I'm sure I saw it this morning..."
How about the old couple that were listening to a radio evangelist. The evangelist said that he could heal people over the radio by having the person simply lay their right hand on the radio and then place their left hand over the part of their bodies that needed healing. The 89 year old woman got up and slowly walked with her cane over to the radio. Set her cane down and placed her right on hand the radio and then placed her left hand over her heart. Then she looked at her husband and said, "By golly, it works, I feel 40 years younger!" The 95 year old man proceeds to get up and feebly makes his way to the radio with his walker. He then places his right hand on the radio and he then placed his left hand firmly on his manhood. The woman looks at him and says, "Oh, for crying out loud Henry, the evangelist said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
