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Not really a joke but reality. These are parts from labels or instruction manuals used as an example in one of my study books They are well...interesting

On a Conair pro style 1600 hair dryer: WARNING: Do not use in shower.Never use while sleeping

Instructions for folding up a portable baby carriage: Step 1 remove baby

A rest stop on a Wisconsin highway: Do not eat urinal cakes

On a bag of fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On some Swanson frozen dinners. Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): Do not turn upside down

On Marks&Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Nytol sleeping aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

I thought they were quite funny.

The sad things though some of these like the Iron one are really necessary

LOL! Shows some peoples lack of common sense now doesn't it?  ;D

Been posted before.

Still hilarious though.

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on tesco value peanut butter- allergy advice, may contain nuts (well duh)


LMAO at others


Craig

On some Swanson frozen dinners. Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): Do not turn upside down

those are my favorites, they just crack me up  ;D

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on tesco value peanut butter- allergy advice, may contain nuts (well duh)


LMAO at others


Craig

it MAY contain nuts. you never know if it's that cheap imitation chlorohydroxide peanut butter or the real thing. gotta read those labels!

lol        seen many of them before  

On the side of my prescription sleeping pills it says "drowsiness may occur"     Gee       I would hope so

On a Banquet microwave dinner i had earlier...Will be hot after heating.        Really....If they didnt have this warning could i sue them if i burn myself:P

Im sure if i was to read some more labels i could find many more :-/   In this day in age apparently they need to treat us like we are stupid so we cant sue them for common sence mishaps

Well just for legal issues. I don't think Mc'D Wants another lawsuit cuz someone spilled some hot Coffee

You had me on the floor! Good job

Never use while sleeping   ahhaha sleep styleing

lol, here's one that I've heard of before. This label is on a "special" type of thermometer: Once used rectally, do not use orally

lol, here's one that I've heard of before. This label is on a "special" type of thermometer: Once used rectally, do not use orally  ;D

Ahhh man thats just nasty!!!

Very funny! What are urinal cakes?

"do not eat" on the little packets of drying agent that come with electronics. That always makes me laugh. Are they affraid we will think its complimentary candy that sony just threw in for buying a CD player?

hmm, youd never go to the bathroom again tho

Very funny! What are urinal cakes?

those little discs in the urinals  ;D