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Deep Thoughts

PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:17 am
by Jared
Why are they calledapartments if they are joined together?

An archaeologist is a besthusband a woman can get. As older she grows, the more interested he isin her.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doingwell.

If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleepduring the day?

I love being married. It