Leprechaun Top Ten List
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:57 pm
Top of the Morning all ye fine Boyos and Coleens!Here in honor of St. Patricks day is the top ten list of Leprechaun Complaints (Drums Paul)
10) They find a certain cereal to be neither magical nor delicious
9)Even with the seat down, they still fall into the toilet.
Santa's elves are always stealing their women.7)It's hard to hold your whiskey when you're built like a four year old.
6)After you've heard "Top of the Morning" a few thousand times, you'd kill for a simple "Hello"
5)Pots of Gold aren't worth all that much after taxes.
4)It's not easy to outrun a riding mower.
3)Every time they wash their outfits, the whole laundry load turns green.
2)YOU try being cute and whimsical 24/7.
And the number one Leprechaum complaint is:
1)Let's just say they've got the smallest "Shillelaghs" you've ever seen!
HAPPY ST. PATS EVERYONE!