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The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:59 am
by concordski
This joke is spaced out so you don't accidently read the punch line, its a bit childish, but it got me laughing loads ;D

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:00 am
by concordski
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:00 am
by concordski
Answer: Because he was dead.

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:00 am
by concordski
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:01 am
by concordski
Answer: Because he was stapled to the first monkey...

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:01 am
by concordski
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:01 am
by concordski
Answer: Because he thought it was a game.

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:02 am
by concordski
Why did the tree fall down?

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:02 am
by concordski
Answer: Because HE thought HE was a monkey!  ;D ;D ;D
Its quite good, tell it to your kids.

Re: The Monkey Joke.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:08 pm
by Theis
LOL!
good one concordski :)
Cheers Theis