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My Worst Jokes

PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:46 am
by asda_price
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Because he felt like it.

The bald man tried to cross the road to get to the barbers.
- But bald men don't need to get their hair cut.

What's brown and sticky?
- A stick.

Oh well. Maybe next time lol. ;D

Re: My Worst Jokes

PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:41 am
by Jared
oh no! :-) well thankfully those are you worst jokes....

*groans*

Re: My Worst Jokes

PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:28 pm
by jimclarke
Those are pretty bad...

Why did the chicken cross the road?






















She wanted to see the man laying bricks.

Jim ;D

Re: My Worst Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:48 pm
by ChuckMajik
The bald man tried to cross the road to get to the barbers.
- But bald men don't need to get their hair cut.

No, but they do need their eyebrows trimmed.