Classic Borat lines (Might be offensive for some)!
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:00 amYou have been warned in the title!
For those of you that don't know, Borat is the ingenious creation by Ali G creator Sacha Baron Cohen.
Ali G and Borat are extremely funny!
Here are a collection of classic Borat lines:
When in the front yard of a house he is buying; talking to the estate agent:
'Errr.... can I bury er... dead people here?'
When talking to a self-defence teacher:
'How I stop my wife from rape me?'
and
'How do you defend from the err... Jew claw?'
'Jew claw'
'Yes, it take people money!'
At a formal dinner in South Carolina:
'Last night, erm... I had sex.'
'What??'
'With errr... woman from Gambia (then makes a clap with his hands)
At that same dinner:
'Do you like Porno?'
'An interesting question!'
'But why?? In Kazakhstan , after communism, we have a lot of porno... I like a, I like, I like a shaven p****!'
At a posh English lunch:
'My wife she is dead.... she die in a field, of work. But is okay, I have a new wife!'
For those of you that don't know, Borat is the ingenious creation by Ali G creator Sacha Baron Cohen.
Ali G and Borat are extremely funny!
Here are a collection of classic Borat lines:
When in the front yard of a house he is buying; talking to the estate agent:
'Errr.... can I bury er... dead people here?'
When talking to a self-defence teacher:
'How I stop my wife from rape me?'
and
'How do you defend from the err... Jew claw?'
'Jew claw'
'Yes, it take people money!'
At a formal dinner in South Carolina:
'Last night, erm... I had sex.'
'What??'
'With errr... woman from Gambia (then makes a clap with his hands)
At that same dinner:
'Do you like Porno?'
'An interesting question!'
'But why?? In Kazakhstan , after communism, we have a lot of porno... I like a, I like, I like a shaven p****!'
At a posh English lunch:
'My wife she is dead.... she die in a field, of work. But is okay, I have a new wife!'
