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60's songs updated

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:54 pm
by Hagar
If you don't like it blame my sister-in-law. Don't shoot the messenger. 8)

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Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits
"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"

The Bee Gees
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"

Bobby Darin
"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"

Ringo Starr
"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"

Roberta Flack
"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"

Johnny Nash
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"

Paul Simon
"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"

Commodores
"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"

Marvin Gaye
"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"

Procol Harem
"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"

Leo Sayer
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"

The Temptations
"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"

ABBA
"DENTURE QUEEN"

Elvis
Heartbreak Hospice

Dylan
Like A Kidney Stone

Queen
We WERE the Champions

Beatles
With a Little Help From My Meds

Dion
Limparound Sue

The Rolling Stones
Limping-Jack Flash

Tony Orlando
Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Willie Nelson
On the Throne Again

John Prine
Pink Cataract

John Denver
Rocky Mountain High (Fiber)

Lesley Gore
It's My Procedure And I'll Cry If I Want To

Re: 60's songs updated

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:01 pm
by C
Lol! ;D

Re: 60's songs updated

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:22 pm
by Romulus111VADT
LOL...Those are good! ;D

Re: 60's songs updated

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:22 pm
by ozzy72
The third made me think of Fozzer for some reason ;D

Re: 60's songs updated

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:52 pm
by TacitBlue
On the throne again, just cant believe im on the throne again....

Re: 60's songs updated

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:17 pm
by beaky
I am in tears... LOL!!!

Re: 60's songs updated

PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:54 pm
by Jared
On the throne again, just cant believe im on the throne again....


speaking of that I better be getting there soon... ;D