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Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:38 pm
by Hagar
Another one from my usual source.

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Timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization...

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.    It seemed a little strange.  When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.    Then looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.



When the waiter came back to serve our soup I  asked, "Why the spoon?"     "Well," he explained, "the restaurant's  owners hired a consulting  firm  to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped  utensil.    It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per  hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours  per shift."   As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the  kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."    I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging  out of the waiter's fly.   Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters  had the same string  hanging from their flies. So before he walked off,  I asked the waiter,  "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have  that string right there?"    "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice.    "Not everyone is so observant.    That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time  in the restroom.    By tying this string to the tip of  you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."      "After you get it out, how do you put it  back?"     "Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:51 pm
by Smoke2much
LMAO!  Class joke Doug.

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:56 pm
by beefhole
LOL! Great ;D ;D

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:25 pm
by ozzy72
:o ;D :o

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:58 pm
by jimclarke
LOL, ROTFLMAO, OU812, PDQ, ASAP, NAACP, etc.

;D ;D

Jim

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:06 pm
by Jared
LOL!!! Wonderful! :-)

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:13 pm
by chomp_rock
OMGWTFLOL

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:15 pm
by Triple_7
:oROFLMFAO ;D  *gets towel to wipe rootbeer off monitor* :P

Need to put a "do not drink while reading this" warning ::)

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:02 am
by Hagar
LOL. I see this one tickled your fancy as it did mine. :D

When I'm eating out I shall never look on a spoon in quite the same way now. :o ;)

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:45 am
by TacitBlue
LMAO, Ive been telling it to people since I read it earlier, gets a great reaction.

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:12 pm
by Hai Perso Coyone?
LOL! Good for a hearty laugh ;D ;D

Re: Do you still like to eat out?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:27 pm
by Deputy
Do you still like to eat out?


No, not anymore.