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If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

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Why isn't "phonetics" spelled phonetically?

why do they call the APARTments when they are all together?  ;D

is "Microsoft Works" an oximoron?

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What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

"ME!!"

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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[glb]What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?[/glb]

Doesn't anyone remember Hot Shots part Duex? they addressed that as someone said in this forum earlier. In the movie, paratroopers were jumping out and saying Geronimo!!!! then an indian got to the door and jumped and screamed Meeeee!!!

[glb]What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?[/glb]

Doesn't anyone remember Hot Shots part Duex? they addressed that as someone said in this forum earlier. In the movie, paratroopers were jumping out and saying Geronimo!!!! then an indian got to the door and jumped and screamed Meeeee!!!

Hollywood glorified it. Nobody really said Geromimo when they left the aircraft. Keep in mind that they jumped into enemy AA fire and flak fire everywhere, so a more historically accurate versian what paratroopers said is:
Holy Sh*t.

Thats what they said on the history channel at least.

I like the last one! Actually, one time years ago when I was laughing in class, the teacher said to me, "Do you find something funny?", and I said "Obviously I do, otherwise I wouldn't be laughing."