Thats just sad
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:51 amTwo men are sitting at the bar at the top of the
> Empire State Building
> drinking, when the first man turns to the other one
> and says: "You know,
> last week I discovered that if you jump from the top
> of this building, by
> the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around
> the building is so
> intense that it carries you around the building and
> back into the window."
>
> The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval
> while wiping the bar, but
> says nothing.
>
> The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's
> no way in heck that
> could happen.
>
> "No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove
> it to you." He gets up
> from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets
> toward the street below.
> When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips
> him around the building
> and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the
> elevator back up to the
> bar.
>
> He meets the second man, who is astonished. "You
> know, I saw that with my
> own eyes, but that must've been a one-time fluke.
> That was scientifically
> impossible!"
>
> "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he
> jumps. Again, just as
> his body hurtles toward the street, at the 10th
> floor the wind gently
> carries
> him around the building and into the window. He
> takes the elevator back to
> the bar.
>
> Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious
> fellow drinker to try it.
>
> "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've
> seen that it works, so
> I'll try it!" He immediately jumps over the balcony
> - plunges downward -
> rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors...his
> body hits the sidewalk
> with a loud "splat."
>
> Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the
> whole time turns to the
> first drinker, and shakes his head.
>
> He says, " You know, Superman, you're a real ventillation orafice
> when you're drunk."
> Empire State Building
> drinking, when the first man turns to the other one
> and says: "You know,
> last week I discovered that if you jump from the top
> of this building, by
> the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around
> the building is so
> intense that it carries you around the building and
> back into the window."
>
> The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval
> while wiping the bar, but
> says nothing.
>
> The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's
> no way in heck that
> could happen.
>
> "No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove
> it to you." He gets up
> from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets
> toward the street below.
> When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips
> him around the building
> and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the
> elevator back up to the
> bar.
>
> He meets the second man, who is astonished. "You
> know, I saw that with my
> own eyes, but that must've been a one-time fluke.
> That was scientifically
> impossible!"
>
> "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he
> jumps. Again, just as
> his body hurtles toward the street, at the 10th
> floor the wind gently
> carries
> him around the building and into the window. He
> takes the elevator back to
> the bar.
>
> Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious
> fellow drinker to try it.
>
> "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've
> seen that it works, so
> I'll try it!" He immediately jumps over the balcony
> - plunges downward -
> rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors...his
> body hits the sidewalk
> with a loud "splat."
>
> Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the
> whole time turns to the
> first drinker, and shakes his head.
>
> He says, " You know, Superman, you're a real ventillation orafice
> when you're drunk."
