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Phrasing Phrases is a new mini-program designed by me which will be featured in the Jokes section occasionally. It usually ponders questions of life.

For 12/25/2004 (Merry Christmas to Everyone Here) !

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1. Why do "Anti-spamming companies" send us spam to offer us a program that blocks spam ?

2. Why do humans think the negative ? For example, instead of "What's wrong ?", why don't we ask "What's right ?".

Also, instead of saying there is 80% snow for today. Why not say 20% no snow today ?

3. Why do we have so many names for political parties, "Republican","Liberal","Conservative","New Democratic", etc.. if one describes them.

"Weirdos."

Wouldn't that be much convenient and easier to say ?



Merry Christmas !
James

Why stupid and oxymoronic phrases exist at all?

New and improved....

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Ahh my head hurts...

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Well, hypothetically speaking...

Well, hypothetically speaking...

D'oh!

Stiz

Why do we have "HOT water heaters"?

If the water is already hot we should not need to heat it right??

I don't know! stop asking me

Why do we have "HOT water heaters"?

To continually heat the water to keep it hot.

To continually heat the water to keep it hot.

Ooh!!! I see said the blind man as he pee'd into the wind....

It's all coming abck to me now!!! :-)

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Also, instead of saying there is 80% snow for today. Why not say 20% no snow today ?

What if you like snow
(snow day at school )

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?