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A New Airline
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:41 pmby Hai Perso Coyone?
Before I tell the joke, the word Punjab is a state in India. As you all know, Indian planes are not the best of quality when it comes to flying. :-/ This joke tells us more. And don't think i'm inulting Indians, I am indian and almost every Indian hates flying in Indian planes. Enjoy:
>>Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen? This is your captain
Re: A New Airline
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:33 pmby Archer <]-
Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
Re: A New Airline
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:53 pmby Hai Perso Coyone?
yeah tht sentence had me rolling on the ground with laughter
Re: A New Airline
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:54 pmby Jared
lol, now that's scary! :-) ;D
Re: A New Airline
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:57 pmby Hai Perso Coyone?
[quote]lol, now that's scary! :-)
Re: A New Airline
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:58 pmby JerryO
So, maybe your uncle flew with Punjab Airways once and was lucky enough to survive it. If that
Re: A New Airline
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:02 pmby jimclarke
Good one!
Jim
Re: A New Airline
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Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:14 pmby flyboy 28
Hmm...
Re: A New Airline
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:24 amby Bombardier101
my uncle sent this one to me. he is not half interested in Aviation, but he knows i am. actually he hates aviation.
If he had flown on a Punjab Airways flight he would be lucky to be ALIVE! lol
Re: A New Airline
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:25 amby Omag 2.0
Did anyone else read that with the voice of Apu in his mind? ;)
Freaky stuff Enola!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
take off and
>>fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat
belt, kindly
>>fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.
Now that's a cool part.... ;D
Re: A New Airline
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:26 amby Hai Perso Coyone?
thanks fer the comment
Re: A New Airline
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:35 pmby C
As you all know, Indian planes are not the best of quality when it comes to flying.
Must be Boeings then...
Re: A New Airline
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:53 pmby Jared
Re: A New Airline
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Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:30 amby Hai Perso Coyone?
hot charlie doesnt appear to like Boiengs :-/
its good cuz i dont like em either
Re: A New Airline
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Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:33 pmby beefhole
That's like the recent south park episode... the best line was "thankyou for flying city airlines, we know you have a choice and it appears as though you have made the wrong one" then the pilot bails out as the engine dies.
