The Redneck Twelve Days Of Christmas

[Romulus111VADT]

Friend: WHOA! Somebody done been to the Wal-Mart!

Jeff: No, man. This is just the stuff I got for Christmas.

Friend: You cleaned up! Whatcha get?

Chorus: Five flannel shirts...

Jeff: Four Piedmont tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT.

Friend: Jeff, I think you got gypped. There's TWELVE days to Christmas!

Jeff: I know that. I got it covered. Look over there in the corner.

Friend: That's yours, too !?

Jeff:

[Craig.]

I recommend people download the song if you can find it. I am guessing its legal to as it isnt avaliable in shops. Very funny:)

[ozzy72]

[Hagar]

I discovered Jeff Foxworthy on my last trip to the US. He's been one of my favourites ever since.

PS. I believe this ditty might be on a CD I purchased out there. (I could be wrong about this.) It was the year of the Atlanta Olympics & the CD is entitled something like the Redneck Olympics. There was also a very amusing video which went with it. They sometimes showed it on BBC TV during the sports coverage.

[TacitBlue]

Ive always wondered - Do you have rednecks in the UK?

[Romulus111VADT]

Ive always wondered - Do you have rednecks in the UK?

I think this may be an American thing.....

But who knows.....

Maybe the Brits have a different term....

[Hagar]

Ive always wondered - Do you have rednecks in the UK?

Not what I would call a Redneck. That seems to be an American phenomenon. I think the nearest UK eqivalent would be a country bumpkin. Mind you, they're not as silly as people think. Much like Rednecks I imagine.

PS. They played the Redneck 12 days of Christmas on the radio yesterday. It's a while since I've heard it.

[Jared]

SweeT! :-) Now that reminds me of too many people I work with day after day..

[legoalex2000]

the song is really good, im gonna have to look for it, i heard it once on someone's xanga.