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On the first day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
A bug fix for Windows NT.

On the second day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the third day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the fourth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the fifth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the sixth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the seventh day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the eighth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the ninth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the tenth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Eleven acronyms;
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Twelve days to set up;
Eleven acronyms;
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

Time for your medicine. *WHITE COATS!*

Moriaty, get the gun. This one is a lost cause...

What do you want to bet that Microsoft plays this at their corporate offices at Christmas....lol.

Time for your medicine. *WHITE COATS!*

Medicine sounds good right now, coming down with a sinus infection that really hurts...

Oh well, time to go take another test..

Moriaty, get the gun. This one is a lost cause...

*Sigh* Okay.

What do you want to bet that Microsoft plays this at their corporate offices at Christmas....lol.

My guess its on a loop, so you hear it ever minute or so.

sometimes i wonder if M$ builds in all these problems

sometimes i wonder if M$ builds in all these problems

now your getting the idea, they don't get their money from sales, but instead support for products that don't work...

LMAO VERY FUNNY JARED!  ;D

Three more months of waiting....

Sounds like Gran Turismo 4....pushed back to March...geez  :P

LOL

Hahaha

Regards,
Stratobat

It can't be in the charts yet, was not on 'Top of the Pops' last night.

(Probably better than some of the crap that WAS on there) (except Kylie)